Get strange with Dwarf pirates

Okay....soooo...In the Count of Monte Cristo, there's this part where Edmund's captors are rowing in their boat into a small cave. Anyway, there are a few guys standing on the shore with torches...

Me: This has a little bit of "Pirates" thrown in there.
Sophie: How?
Me: Well, this sort of scene was in the first "Pirates" a few times, and the guys standing onshore look like pirates.
Sophie: I thought they looked like dwarves...
Me:.....DWARF PIRATES!!!!!!!!!!
*hysterical laughter*
Sophie: That would be like, the BEST MOVIE!
.....*More hysterical laughter*

....Kirk says, Arg! I'm a pirate.