RANDOM QUOTE POST - Part 1

I'm bored,and I'm a quote maniac,so here are some cool movie quotes that I like. [mostly LOTR and Pirates,cuz they rock and they're the most quotable]

~I've got a jar of dirt!!-Captain Jack Sparrow/POTC 2

~Everybody needs help sometimes Peter,even Spiderman.-Mary Jane/Spiderman 3

~OH MY SWEET WESTLEY!!!-Buttercup/The Princess Bride

~Cutler Bucket:You're Mad!
Jack:Thank goodness for that,if I wasn't this would probably never work./POTC 3 [trailer]

~SHOOT THE WENDY BIRD!!!-The Lost Boys/Peter Pan

~Peter:This is just a bit of silliness really.
James Barrie:I should hope so/Finding Neverland

~They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!-Legolas/LOTR,Return of the King[don't ask :)]

~Frodo: Go back, Sam. I'm going to Mordor alone.
Sam: Of course you are. And I'm coming with you.-LOTR,The Fellowship of the Ring

~Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You've already had it.
Pippin: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
[Aragorn turns and walks off]
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it -LOTR, The Fellowship of the Ring

~Gandalf: [to Pippin] Fool of a Took. Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity.
- LOTR, The Fellowship of the Ring

~Eomer: What business does an elf, man, and a dwarf have in the Ridder-Mark? Speak quickly. Gimli: Give me your name, horse-master, and I shall give you mine.
Eomer: [dismounts] I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.
Legolas: [draws his bow and aims at arrow at Eomer's throat] You would die before your stroke fell. - LOTR, The Two Towers

~Pintel: 'Ello poppet. - POTC - The Curse of the Black Pearl

~Governor Swann: So this is your choice. You know he is a blacksmith.
Elizabeth: No, he's a pirate. - POTC - The Curse of the Black Pearl

~Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
-POTC - The Curse of the Black Pearl

~Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it. - POTC - The Curse of the Black Pearl

~Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords in the blacksmith shop] Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day.
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. - POTC - The Curse of the Black Pearl

[to Elizabeth] Jack Sparrow: Where's the medallion?
Elizabeth: Wretch. [attempts to slap him]
Jack Sparrow: [grabs her wrist] Ah, where is dear William?
Elizabeth: Will!
Will Turner: Elizabeth!
Jack Sparrow: Monkey! - POTC - The Curse of the Black Pearl

More later, too many quotes!!!