Mr. Darcy's Diary

Ok, well, most of you reading this have read/seen/ become huge fans of Pride and Prejudice. Anyway, the other day I got this book called "Mr. Darcy's Diary." It's what it sounds like, Mr.Darcy's Diary. It has all of the events that took place when Bingley and Darcy were in London, and all the places the Bennet's weren't. Anyway, I'll try not to give too much away, but this book gave me an incredible look into Mr.Darcy's head. Although it wasn't written by Jane Austen, I thought the author, Amanda Redgrave, who specializes in creative interpretations of Jane Austen, captured Darcy very well. He's a bit insecure at times, and a bit melancholy, but his sense of wit and humor is absolutely hysterical. Basically, READ THIS BOOK!!!!
Anyway, I just HAD to post this humorous section that I just read, forcing me to post it.
In this part, Mr.Bingley is very anxious to go see Jane. hahah, I love Mr. Bingley =D

The Following (until I say otherwise) is written by Amanda Grange, and belongs to her entirely. I'm merely posting this for your enjoyment so you go out and buy the book. (See? Marketing AND a disclaimer. *pumps fist* Yeah, they can't sue me now.;-)

"Bingley was ready to leave for Longbourn half an hour too early.
"We cannot go so soon," I said, although I was just as eager to set out.
"We might be delayed on the way," he said.
"Not on such a short journey," I replied.
"Jennings will not want to drive the horses too fast."
"We will reach Longbourn too soon, even if they walk all the way."
"There might be a branch in the road."
"We can drive around it."
"Our carriage might lose a wheel."
"We cannot go for half an hour," I said, settling myself down with a book.
I wish I felt as complacent as I seemed. I was anxious to go as Bingley, and yet I was reluctant to go as well. He had the happiness of knowing his feelings are returned. I had no such reassurance. To see Elizabeth again! I hardly dared think about it. If she smiled, what joy! If she avoided my gaze, what misery.
Bingley walked over to the window.
"You should do as I do, and choose a book." I said.
He walked over to me and took it from my hands, then turned it round before handing it back to me.
"You will do better if it is the right way up." he said.
He looked at me curiously, but I did not enlighten him as to the cause of my distraction."

End quote from "Mr. Darcy's Diary."

Hahah, Those Pride and Prejudice men are soo funny =D Besides Wickham... I disliked him alot before, but since reading this, my disgust has grown into a form of disgusted hatred. Blehh...Wickham. *growls* Haha, anyway, hope this made you laugh as much as it made me =D

Inspiration seems to have gone...I need to go somewhere, anywhere, to get it back.

I wouldn't be doing this if it wasn't for talking in a British accent, and answering to Susan all afternoon with Naomi and Ashlee...
Okay, all these captions on the Narnia screencaps are complete spoofs, I in no way think that any of them would actually say this stuff,hahhaha...this is just a VERY interesting way of entertaining myself...and in turn, you as well. ;-) hahah, enjoy the craziness

*Battle Cry* No one's attacking me right now....So I'll just practice my awesome moves till they do!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Battle Cry*

YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNNNN

Caspian:Yeahh, we look like a cool band or something. Peter: For once, I agree with you. Edmund: Uh oh, I think a few fangirls got past security... Lucy: Yikes, you guys had better run... Susan: *rolls eyes*

Heeheeheehee...Playing with fire is fuuunn...BURN TELMARINES....BWAHAHAHHA!!!!! (Caspian is a pyromaniac, just in case you can't tell ;-)

Uh oh...Peter has that determined mad face on....Just back away slowly...

Don't. touch. the armor, man. just don't.

NOTE: The three following pictres are because I'm tired and the random idea popped into my head and cracked me up. This would NEVER happen in the movie...which makes me laugh more. Don't kill me, I saw these pics in order, and it just came to me, hahaha.

*laugh* Susan's going to make a fool of herself in front of Caspian...again. Cuz we all know how much she looooves him...

*stammers* Uhm, h-hi Caspian *attempts hair twirl* How's uhmm...beating those Telmarines going?

*hair flips* hey Susan. Goin good.*winks*/ Susan *sigh* (Fans get ready to kill Susan and Caspian AND Meghan for stupidity.....)

That girl WON'T FLINCH. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER?!??! *mutters* all she has is that lion...

Yess...those Telmarines got SO SERVED. yeaaahhh, thats right.

Hmmm....I wonder if this mask covers enough of my face...Oh NO!! I just realized that we have LION MASKS. Shoot. Now we have masks that look like ASLAN!!!!!!!!! (has no one noticed this but me?)

...The Precious is still here?! SWEET!!!!

Hellooo....would you happen to have any cheese before I dispatch you?

okay, so maaayybeee I went a bit overboard on Narnia avatars... But here's one that cracked me up that I didn't post


LOL!!!

David, you can be my Guitar Hero Anytime you want.....

Oh man, these commercials were SO INSANELY unexpected and HYSTERICAL! I thought it was just going to be some random commercial, but nooo....When David Cook whipped around I screamed and started laughing hysterically. Same For David A! I thought it was going to be David Cook again! hahha, I put David A's up, cuz I thought it was funnier in a way because he's the non-rocker ;-)

I love Guitar Hero commercials!!! ;-) =D HAHAH!!! I'll post them up here if I can find them on YouTube later =D American's Idol is almost over...who's gonna win? O_o

Okay, I saw this as soon as I finished the last post, on Emma's blog, so I HAD to post it here, cuz it cracked me up!